Kiwi Polemicist

February 15, 2009

• Why would anyone want 89cm (2ft 11in) fingernails?

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Don’t get me wrong, Lee Redmond is entirely free to have 89cm (2ft 11in) fingernails if she so wishes, but why would anyone want a self-inflicted disability?

I call it a disability because there’s so much you can’t do when you’ve got fingernails that long. Just getting dressed would be a nightmare. How would you drive or do the dishes? Perhaps she makes so much from publicity that she can afford servants, but the hassle of constantly looking after them would drive me crazy.

The BBC is reporting that the nails have broken in a car crash.

Presumably she’s not a shy, retiring typist.

Would you like to have fingernails this long?

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3 Comments »

  1. ….wow that would b wicked hard to live with..i mean how would u even pick up things or do anything!
    but that is amazing and awesome

    Comment by Jessica — May 11, 2009 @ 11:16 am

    • Jessica: thank you for your comment. As I said, it’s a self-inflicted disability.

      Comment by Kiwi Polemicist — May 13, 2009 @ 8:41 pm

  2. HOLY COW! TO PICK UP CHIKIN FINGERS SHE WOULD HAVE TO STAB THEM WIT HER NAILS! LOL:)

    Comment by matti — March 1, 2010 @ 5:47 am


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